Eight awful new year statuses

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If you thought the US election ones were bad…

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Mainly the cheese and port variety

An upbeat start to the year

Just the eight pints

Didn’t ask

Just as bad

Bring your chat

Ledge

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  • Swal

    "thank fuck for the the red bull at Raffles"

    so schweffy…

  • Swal

    "thank fuck for the the red bull at Raffles"

    so schweffy…

  • Harry Hill

    The chat on the Tab is smelly, smelly like lamb chat #beendippedinworse #India

  • John Higgins

    Eight awful statuses accompanied by one terrible article